Tires

I had the tires stolen off my car.  Yep.  All four tires gone and my car is sitting pretty on some cinderblocks.  And we are out of toilet paper.

The only upshot is that they took my leaky tire(loses about 8 psi per week).  So there's that.  But there's also the fact that I can't afford 4 tires right now and how do you get a tireless car to tires?  I have no idea.